Mätäkoira (“Putrid Dog”) CR 3; XP 800 N Small Magical Beast Init +1; Senses:  Low-Light Vision, Scent, True Seeing, Darkvision 60ft; Perc...

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. -- Thomas Jefferson   My vegetable love ...

...Heav'n is for thee too high To know what passes there; be lowlie wise: Think onely what concernes thee and thy being; Dream not o...

The previous list of “use-impaired" magic items is here . It gets a sequel because these things are just so damned fun to write. If yo...

I swear I'm still working on the Goblin language PDF, but I thought I'd post something else to keep this page from turning into a g...